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The first public holiday after the Spring Festival, the greatest contribution is to save everyone’s sleep.

A while ago, the geomagnetic storm caused sleep disorders in the office. Some people slept for 10 hours and missed the topic selection meeting. Some people can’t sleep all night, so they wake up their dog at five in the morning and go out for a walk.

In short, no one is in the mood to continue working: spring is not a reading day.

Qingming holiday planning is the only topic that can make people feel shocked.

As in the past, Qingming still has a rest; Experts say that you can spell out eight days off in a flash.

No, the Qingming holiday has just begun, and the first batch of people who have gone green have already sent battle reports.

In spring, every scenic spot is covered with ice.

"Lonely and empty, spring is late, and pear blossoms are everywhere."

Pear blossoms, which opened around Qingming Festival, are the fashion items of online celebrity Bo’s main card photo.

The most famous pear flower viewing place in Beijing is Zhihua Temple in the East Second Ring Road. Every spring, this 600-year-old ancient temple of the Ming Dynasty will usher in the most lively season.

All the photos basically share the same camera position, and the picture frame is flush with the plaque, because once the lens goes down, it will be exposed immediately:

There are more people in the temple than pear blossoms.

You think it’s a piece of snow in Donglan, but it’s actually the time when the flowers bloom.

Bolt, who only opened the door at 9 o’clock and entered the scene at the first time, had the opportunity to take an empty mirror without being disturbed.

Uncle and aunt are holding spears and daggers, and photographers of Hanfu’s younger sister are carrying heavy firepower. In the small Zhihua Temple, there is a confrontation between hot and cold weapons.

Holding the camera head high, it seems that everyone is suffering from cervical spondylosis collectively.

How many people went to Zhihua Temple?

Some people say: 100 thousand.

Others think that this figure is too conservative, and the actual number is even more than a few zeros:

According to the blogger in online celebrity, this is an unpopular ancient temple in Beijing, and the minority has made another film.

The situation at the entrance of Zhihua Temple does not support this statement: people in line can’t wait to queue from Zhihua Temple to Jianguomen.

In addition, many people in the queue have put on masks because of pollen allergy, which inevitably makes people feel a sense of time and space disorder:

The huge flow of people once overwhelmed Zhihua Temple and closed its doors.

It is not just the "small" temples like Zhihua Temple that are troubled by flower-viewing tourists.

Jiming Temple, a thousand-year-old temple in Nanjing, was surrounded almost every day during this time.

Jiming Temple, which is famous for its marriage, is overcrowded on weekdays, and it is even more difficult to move when it comes to cherry blossom season.

The Jiming Temple in Nanjing has been planting cherry blossoms since the 1970s. It is said that it is the same tree species transplanted to China as the cherry blossoms of Wuda University. After decades of breeding, it has long been like a cloud.

At the end of March, there were more pedestrians than flowers on Sakura Avenue.

Makoto Shinkai said that the speed of 5 cm per second originally refers to the moving distance of people in a unit time.

Jiming Temple not only has many tourists, but also many of them come specially: it is a resort for seeking marriage in Nanjing.

Perhaps the number of concurrent wishes at the same time is too high, and the pharmacist Buddha in the temple is overwhelmed. As a result, Jiming Temple has become synonymous with reverse efficacy: it is said that people who come here to make wishes will be in great trouble immediately, which is faster than white and black.

Nothing can stop the tourists in Jiming Temple, whether it is early morning, late night or rain.

Sakura Island in Xuanwu Lake, Sakura Forest in Mochou Lake and Sakura Garden in ming tomb …Wherever there are cherry blossoms, there are full of citizens who are hiking.

This, even the pandas in Hongshan Zoo have discovered.

The collapsed Nanjing citizens suggested on the Internet: Let’s go to Yangzhou/Suzhou …!

Yangzhou citizens replied in horror: Don’t.

Thanks to Li Bai, honorary director of the Cultural Tourism Bureau, there may be more tourists who want to learn from Meng Haoran’s "Fireworks Down in Yangzhou in March" than locals.

This poetic shelf life stays at the moment when it arrives at the gate of Slender West Lake.

Under the impact of huge crowds, the lake surface of Slender West Lake has begun to block ships, and the 24 th Bridge has also become very fat.

Recently, the theory of "20 minutes in the park" has been widely spread in the little red book, saying that as long as you stay in the park for 20 minutes every day, even if you do nothing, you can effectively improve people’s mood.

It’s just that this season’s park is inevitably crowded with people. If it is like this, it will inevitably lead to chest tightness and shortness of breath, which may not have a soothing effect.

Shouting "Life is a wilderness, not a track", the middle class has put on a full set of archaeopteryx and headed for the wild mountains in the suburbs.

Among the wild mountains in Beijing, the most popular is the section from Fenghuangling to Baimajian.

After driving for two hours, you are greeted by the crowded Phoenix Ridge staircase, which stands on the left and right, just like the early subway escalator in Beijing.

Migrant workers went to Chunshan on weekends, only to find that they just changed places to squeeze the subway.

But it doesn’t matter. Spring will educate everyone who goes out for an outing.

Second, cheat, how can I live without you?

It is said that brave people enjoy the world first, but sometimes, the price of courage is to be beaten first.

Yuan Hongdao, a scholar in the Ming Dynasty, said that in the spring of this city, "when the wind is freezing, the sand will fly and the gravel will fly". More than 400 years have passed, and this has not changed.

Half a month ago, my colleague went to Taohuaxi, Shilibao, the place where Beijing net red punched cards, and as a result, he successfully made a guest appearance in the group performance of Dune in the gale of Beijing.

The early spring when the heating is turned off is the coldest season in Beijing.

From Tongzhou to Haidian, every park is full of tourists educated by the cold wind.

The spring breeze in February is like scissors, which means that as long as you dare to go out, you should be prepared to be slapped twice by the wind.

Late spring cold and sandstorm are the protagonists of spring in North China. Even if the doors and windows are closed tightly, if you don’t clean the table for a day, you can turn it into a litter box.

Spring in Beijing is in the nine squares of the circle of friends, with strong sun and gentle water waves. Bloggers in online celebrity don’t seem to share the same season with you.

The flower sea in Juyongguan is a holy place for punching cards in the suburbs of Beijing. The S2 line of "Train to Spring" will stage a bridge crossing the flower sea here every spring.

Search for "Juyongguan Flower Sea" on social media, and you will see countless pink snake eaters.

The impression is always gray Juyongguan, and now I have put on Barbie powder to limit my skin.

God didn’t knock over the palette, Photoshop did.

Filters and Mito Xiu Xiu are necessary means to take qualified scenic photos, but if they are not, they will be enlarged and cut-this is a classic technique of China’s traditional Chinese painting.

Like all things in online celebrity, the establishment of scenic spots in online celebrity is a kind of conspiracy, and everyone knows it before someone bursts the bubble.

Whenever I open the location authority, I will doubt where the "people nearby" live. Although the APP shows a straight line distance of 200 meters, I have never seen the beautiful scenery they have exposed.

If it weren’t for the little red book blogger, I didn’t know there were tulips in Galaxy SOHO at all.

They say that this is the best tulip punching machine in Beijing, and the splendid sea of flowers alone in loneliness is the warmest spring in the East Second Ring Road.

I know the Galaxy SOHO in the distance, but where is this sea of flowers?

I walked around SOHO for three and a half weeks, and finally a little brother of the US Mission told me to look down.

The Milky Way Flower Sea is just a green belt on the road.

Just like the Galaxy SOHO designed by Zaha Hadid, it looks like an alien spaceship in the distance, but when you walk in, you find that the businesses inside are all quick print of pictures and texts, children’s table tennis training and Yang Mingyu braised chicken rice.

If Beijing’s deception is that the old tower enters the city, Shanghai’s deception is full of tension and relaxation.

At this time last year, someone exposed caohejing’s hydrangea, which bloomed brilliantly in the spring. With a full set of picnic equipment, the spring atmosphere is full.

However, all this is due to the telephoto lens and frame cutting, and it is impossible to have a picnic in the shooting place of that picture.

The perspective he shot shows that this is a genuine "photo fraud".

I was deeply hurt to write this article. Now I close my eyes and the following copy appears in my mind:

The spring of xx is already next level；;

Ten thousand times of spring and Jingming;

……

Third, spring is a large-scale creation.

More than a hundred years ago, Lu Xun saw cherry blossoms in Tokyo. In Ueno Park, apart from the cherry blossoms that are crimson and light clouds, another scene is the China students studying under the tree.

"Pretending to be in Japan" is the secret of shooting a sense of relaxation under the cherry tree.

Besides Japan, another place that can stimulate the imagination is Switzerland.

In the spring of one year, our editorial department organized a group building, and we finally chose a scenic spot called "Little Switzerland in the suburbs of Beijing".

The imaginary mountain lake is just a pond; It may be flattering to say that it is a pond. It is simply a pond.

Next to the pool, there is also a swing composed of iron chains and second-hand tires:

Although there was a lot of criticism, everyone later made a beautiful nine-square grid, tacitly understood each other and kept silent about the truth of Little Switzerland.

No one can count how many small Kyoto, small Nara, small Switzerland, small New Zealand and small Iceland there are in China.

No wonder Milan Kundera said that she lives elsewhere.

Wulanchabu, Inner Mongolia, a 3-hour drive from Beijing, is a popular destination for middle-class self-driving in Beijing.

The volcanic geological park here ranks among the most densely populated Mar-shaped craters in the world. A bell-shaped crater composed of falling slag cone and lava flow is as thick as the surface of Mars.

It’s hard to find out which tourists first came up with the idea of taking cos photos of astronauts here, but now it has become the most popular punching project in Wulanchabu.

Screenshot of social platform

If you arrive in Wulanchabu but don’t take a cos photo of the astronaut in the crater, it’s like ordering a Big Mac set meal at McDonald’s without drinking coke.

Lonely astronauts and boundless space constitute a strong tension.

However, there is not much time left for people to sigh, because there are other tourists waiting in line behind.

Loneliness is just an illusion. In fact, there are more astronauts here than NASA.

Every little red book with few people and beautiful scenery has a message below it: delete it quickly, don’t let them see it!

This effort is all in vain.For ordinary people like you and me, the beauty of the minority is just like the way to get rich. From the moment you see it, it has expired.

There is no secret realm in this world, and the little red book has dominated the world. The world is just a huge China.

Anyway,Spring is a national creation.

If you want to shoot spring, you can’t just shoot spring-you have to shoot it. If you don’t believe me, you can pay attention to the flights during the holidays. After taking off, everyone is retouching the map.

In the past, we said, "There are poems and distances in life", and later, "Mom, life is a wilderness", but in fact, it is not the distance that matters.

Everyone says that life is a wilderness, but what they think is:Life is absenteeism.

For example, in our office, there is a lot of space, sufficient heating, fast internet speed, snacks and drinks, but there is no one at the weekend.

Although the wilderness is full of people, although we are inevitably deceived, we sometimes take the initiative to join them.

But after the long winter, we all need some warm and tacky spring.

This article comes from WeChat WeChat official account:Phoenix Weekly (ID: Phoenix Weekly), Author: Wanimal, Editor: Yan Ruyi