Nine, China’s traditional supreme number can contain almost everything, and badminton is no exception. No, a "strange man" summed up the nine realms of badminton, and I believe that every small partner can find his own position.
The first weight: the ball ruffian
This kind of golfers have certain skills and understanding. They often beat the master when they are good at the ball, but they are nameless when they are low. They can say that they have won the ball for a year, and they immediately curse when they lose the ball, even hitting the racket and embarrassing people. Everything is his power, others can’t, and many golfers don’t want to play against them. Very depressed and speechless, just like drinking, we can drink as much as we can. If we sleep more, don’t be crazy, don’t pretend to be drunk, don’t be shameless, don’t talk about it, but if we talk about it, it will be like a fly on the edge of a rice basin. If you look at him, you will lose your appetite.
Second weight: ball blank
Always follow the fans, can’t walk when you see the ball, but it’s not very good to play. Serving is illegal. The ball is playing lower and lower, playing for an hour and 50 minutes to pick up the ball, but the fans’ infatuated followers are them. Free backpack, often accompanied by wine, but also responsible for washing clothes and cooking. Zi once said: behind a successful fan, there is one or several ball blanks designated; What what also said, a fan stood up, often accompanied by a few ball blank tired down. Fans, we should love and support our ball blanks.
Third weight: fans
As soon as you say where there is a game, sign up quickly, just afraid that you will be late and there will be no ball to play. After dinner, tell my wife that I will come back to wash the dishes, and it will disappear without a trace. When you arrive at the arena, you often can’t wait to change your clothes, so just start playing: Come on, come on, cudgel and fight you for 300 rounds! I keep improving my skills, but I always scare myself and say, why have I never made progress? After playing for n years, why do you always pull the ball out of bounds? Can’t see the opponent’s serve clearly?
After winning a game, I will tell my wife when I go back: Darling, I played very well today! If you lose a game, you will say to your wife when you go back: Forget it, and see how I deal with him later! Then I can’t sleep in bed, thinking about the opponent’s ball path, oh, this way, ah, that way, haha! I see, boy, you wait and talk about it tomorrow, hum! See how you lose! Cute is not pretending, I love badminton from my heart, forget it, I won’t talk to you, find some fans and go drinking.
The fourth weight: the ball idiot
Idiot, different from the devil, is lower than the devil, but you can talk about ball health with the devil. There must be several idiots around a magic. Crazy is crazy, and my mind is also sick. You say, it’s not crazy, what is it? The realm of magic has not been reached, but as an idiot, it is also quite powerful. Every monarch knows everything, and he has a unique skill, Kan Kan said. The skill of the ball should be a master of Chinese and regular skills, and it has also been defeated by beginners repeatedly. There are a lot of ball books at home, and the people who explain them are shaking; There are many golfers around, and the debate is flushed. A demon came and roared: I will go too! Pack your bags and go straight to the arena.
The fifth weight: the ball fairy
Ball fairy, it seems that it should be ranked above the ball devil, why only to the fifth level? That’s because, fairy bone floating clouds. Do not seek victory or defeat, but look at it calmly; Many heroes laugh outside the international meeting. Many articles praise the ball and disdain to talk about the world. The fairway is often described by tea; Pointing to the ball and Tianjin, it depends on the meditation. It doesn’t matter who wins or loses. Then you must smile: good, good! I went straight to infinity.
Sixth weight: the king of the ball
The name of the king of the ball is definitely synonymous with badminton hard currency. This kind of person, who frequently moves between various games, has excellent ball skills, is good at playing, is willing to play, and is skilled in all kinds of techniques, all of which are handy and easy to use. The opponent is convinced, he is cool, and he is stupid. For n years in a row, he was invincible and invincible in a certain circle. However, the warring states regime, feud between princes, and wars between kings are often chaotic. Your king always tears when he comes on stage.
Seventh weight: the ball monster
Playing ball is like acting, the feeling of a thousand-faced demon, and no one can beat it. His appearance is a different kind of wonder. The skill is very high, and the feel is excellent. I can play against you with a bucket, or I can play against you with a tennis racket. I feel nothing when I treat cynicism. The only hobby is playing.
Eighth weight: the ball demon
When the ball devil talks about the ball, he tells it regardless of who the object in front of him is, men, women and children; Seven meats and eight vegetables, all balls. Talking about the ball is very professional. The story of badminton takes root in his mind and is interpreted from his mouth. Like poetry and song, the study of technology is hard to find: sleeping practice, eating practice, going to work practice, gathering practice, practicing can be incarnated and vivid. Whoever you say to imitate is called an image, and whoever you say to analyze is called a place. I often participate in competitions, and I am fascinated by it. It doesn’t matter to him to win the game. The key is that he has a third eye and can see what is behind the ball. The highest level is to turn the ball into a meal.
Ninth weight: the god of the ball
The definition of the ball god: the material that is born to play ball, one beat, one ball, sweeping away a thousand troops; Every move, every move, eye-catching ball. Legendary experience, resourceful and wise. In amateur golf, it is a classic production and follow-up, with many technological innovations and many anecdotes. The champion is not the most important thing for him. What is important is that his understanding of badminton is not limited to the participation in the competition, but through his casual inheritance, more people are infected to integrate into the ocean of badminton and enjoy the happiness of badminton. The god of the ball is a modest man and the spiritual leader of his golfers. He is dreamy and can’t stop. Has become a symbol of badminton.